[I got this from and op/ed in Manila Standard, if I'm not mistaken.] There are only 11 times in history where the 'F' word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: =)

11. "What the f--- do you mean, we are sinking?"
--Capt E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the f--- was that?"
--Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those f---ing Indians come from?"
--Custer, 1877

8. "Any f---ing idiot could understand that."
--Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so f---ing look like her!"
--Picasso, 1926

6. "How the f--- did you work that out?"
--Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the f---ing ceiling?!"
--Michaelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the f--- are we?"
--Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered f---ing showers my ass!"
--Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw, c'mon. Who the f--- is going to find out?"
--Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get f---ing mad."
--Saddam Hussein, 2003